CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS
OOH, HOW I HATE THEM
I HATE TOM
I HATE DICK
AND I HATE LARRY
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK
This is my personal blog, so…
Should I bother to post a picture of myself?
In My Life
C'est La Vie
- Person 1:hey
- Person 2:hey, is this your heart
- Person 1:yeah
- Person 2:would you mind if I just shit all over it and break it into millions of pieces
- Person 1:uh yes
- Person 2:well, deal with it
- Person 1:but
- Person 2:DEAL WITH IT
- Person 1:ok
Blast from the past
Only in times of strife do I truly live.
Also
Jerry hopefully gonna beat the shit out of Cole; god bless the anonymous GM
Oh damn
Today’s Raw seems pretty interesting. EVERYBODY’S PROPOSING GOD DAMN
I got winded just watching this whole play through and laughing hysterically and screaming along. It was great. So here’s some of the best parts.
THIS FUCKING GAME
Yup, I'm perfectly normal & sane
- Her:apparently, she broke one of his "rules", so they broke up
- Me:what does that even mean
- Her:apparently he has rules as far as relationships go; he refused to elaborate, though
- Me:she probably touched his prostate
- Her:...what no what the hell is wrong with you
- Me::D
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long, he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it.”
